someone who gives little to nothing in a relationship. they give you little “crumbs” at a time instead of a whole cake.
“he took like 2 days to respond to my text and then said wyd. he a crumb boy.”
“she asked me to hang out but then said never mind she’s just going to stay home and pet her cat. she’s a crumb girl.”
“she asked me to hang out but then said never mind she’s just going to stay home and pet her cat. she’s a crumb girl.”
by rach ho January 24, 2019
Get the crumb boymug. "Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"
by ur ban this January 10, 2017
Get the crumb rubbermug. This is were you swim naked, come onto the beach and essentially ’crumb’ yourself in soft sand appearing like a crumbled piece of fish
by jushereforlols December 8, 2019
Get the crumbed fishmug. by Luke-69 June 25, 2023
Get the Bikini Crumbsmug. by Inquisitive Joe September 4, 2023
Get the ahh crumbsmug. When you have a semi-sexual encounter that involves kissing, grinding, fingering, touching over clothes but not actual insertion or ejaculation.
This a crumb of coochie
This a crumb of coochie
Dude 1: Hey bro so last night me and here did a lot but didn’t have actual sex.
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so
by Coochiecrumb September 28, 2020
Get the Crumb Of Coochiemug. When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!
Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012
Get the Crumb-funnelmug.