cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack

That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .

by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017

Cruise Bae

A relationship starting and ending with your vacation cruise. This is a widely known phenomenon among cruise personal, singles, and students. Normally one to two week long relationships solely for the purpose of some ocean booty.

John:"Hey Tyler, how was your Caribbean vacation?"
Tyler: "It was great! Sun, sand, and I grabbed myself a cute cruise bae."

by Blizzardriga May 22, 2018

made for cruising

a thicker girl who soft in all the right places. where when having sex just want to stay there for the long ride.

that girl there maybe made for speed, but her friend was made for cruising.

by Fishburger August 6, 2015

Flooz cruise

Combining “floozy” with “booze cruise”, it is an outing in which you search for floozies.

“We’re going on a flooz cruise, wanna join? “

“Just out on the town, cruisin’ for a floozin’”

by Odiugdork February 15, 2018

Chief Cruise

A drive, normally out in the country, for the express purpose of chiefing, or smoking weed.

"Went for a quick chief cruise after school and ended up in Nebraska."

by Yellowbell September 21, 2007

cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

cruise walking

People who walk about their hood to clear their head. They often wear headphones or may smoke and avoid interacting with people. Women can sometimes be misinterpreted as streetwalkers.

I felt like my head was going to explode so I went cruise walking for a few minutes.

by Rlean December 10, 2017