The phenomena that stems from the addictive nature of raising chickens. This specific type of poultry math means that a keeper of chickens will perpetually add to the flock and always end up with more chickens than expected, even when taking into account chicken math.
Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.
Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.
I thought I was going to stop at six chickens, but I ordered six more, and I expanded my coop, because Chicken Math tells me I will end up with a couple dozen. (or 50.)
by boksville August 29, 2018
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When you’ve booked non-refundable travel and you risk losing the value of a trip you can’t take by waiting to see if the provider will cancel the trip and give you a refund in lieu of taking a voucher
by Funnytallguy March 29, 2020
Chicken-Cluckin’
Is when you are running your mouth about someone else’s wrong doings.
snitching about someone’s personal life.
hating on others why you are having Conversations about Something that is none of your Business.
Is when you are running your mouth about someone else’s wrong doings.
snitching about someone’s personal life.
hating on others why you are having Conversations about Something that is none of your Business.
Lil Ed: Bro! You see all that marijuana Mateo riding with in his car?
Leo: Hey homey all you doing is
chicken-cluckin’,
man get a life.
by MillYentei DYSlick July 12, 2020
Leo: Hey homey all you doing is
chicken-cluckin’,
man get a life.
by MillYentei DYSlick July 12, 2020
by MillYentei DYSlick September 17, 2020
I was flickin' my boyfriend's chicken last night. He didn't really like it.
Sorry I couldn't make it to the party last night, I was at home flickin' chicken.
Sorry I couldn't make it to the party last night, I was at home flickin' chicken.
by Richard Does Hertz August 14, 2012
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