biff

A slang term for cocaine in Aberdeen, Scotland.

“Oi mate fancy getting some biff tonight?”

“Yeah mate, let’s get fucking heaps of biff”

by Biffman April 10, 2021

Biff

A romantic character in a novel or movie.

The guy in "The Notebook" was a Biff.

by gratzibat November 20, 2010

Biff

A Frenchie who is the most chill of all the chills.

Biff is so chill I had to turn the heat up.

by Skoopdogg June 18, 2025

BIFF

Best internet friends forever xx

We are biff I love you xx

by Lili Cookieeee x June 16, 2018

Biff

To slip, trip, fall, or generally mess something up. Generally resulting in embarrassment and regret.

Sam - slips in mud
Ryan - YOU GUYS, SAM JUST BIFFED IT!
Sam - Damn it! That was the worst biff ever, I'm fuckin' covered in mud!

by ChknWngz April 20, 2016

Biff

Dick or penis

"Suck a biff Andrew"
"Eat a biff asshole"

by IammWavy December 3, 2015

biff

(verb)

to accidentally knock into something/hurt yourself by your own strength/physically hurt somebody else.

(noun)

a term of endearment.

'I just biffed myself on the wall' (i just walked into the wall)

'When the train jolted I biffed myself in the face'

'Shutup loser or I'll be forced to biff you'

'HELLO BIFF!'

by Peanuts3 April 13, 2009