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Put Your Ass to Sleep

It's another way to tell someone, out of anger, that you will put them in their grave, or 6 feet under if they screw with you again. It's a less direct way of stating it but still gets the point across.
After someone has double crossed or otherwise angered you: "Bitch, if you weren't somebody's mother, I'd put your ass to sleep!"
by lila Demone April 16, 2012
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bust a cap in your ass

Something that dickheads say thinking they're saying "I'm gonna shoot you" but they're really saying "I'm going to ejaculate in your ass during anal sex" (usually homosexual)
by joveblue July 10, 2004
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blow it out your ass

When an annoying idiot sits in their car, and blows the horn, instead of getting out of the car, and going to your door.
John got tired of the crackheads beeping their horn, so he yelled out the window "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!!"
by HDAYEJR March 25, 2008
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my foot in your ass

What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.
My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003
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Clap your ass

by Goddamnboi January 26, 2020
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crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
by lyndal June 21, 2007
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bust a cap in your ass

For a bunch of 'homies' down on the 'west side' to kill a whitey
Yo, Imma bust a cap in yo azz, Honkey
by DaQuisha August 20, 2003
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