by uwumonstaaa August 10, 2025

An Archie Kean is someone who is a player. You WILL know one of these guys. He's been very successful in one thing, and likes to remind you of it. He will also be very academically clever, but doesn't do any work, so is one of those slimy people who get an A* with no work. We all love and hate an Archie Kean.
by puckmeister April 29, 2022

Cooler than: Griddia
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)
by Guy With Legs February 5, 2024

A theiving ,Conniving cock gobbling jew . Typically a short gay goblin of a man that has a burning desire to fiddle da kidddies
by archiesmumisinmyfreezer June 22, 2022

He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.
by Eshay king May 16, 2021

Archie is a kind handsome boy. he is funny likes fortnite. he os also a bloody legend . he is a very lucky boy. he will hae a beautiful girlfreind.
by peppapilg the sav June 23, 2019
