Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!
by Mr. Friendly Guy June 23, 2009
by cheechanator March 28, 2008
it's when you buy onion rings from a fast food chain and stack them on a man's penis. then you put sauce on the onion rings and eat them off the penis. one by one.
"i was onion ringing with justin last night"
by onionringersforever October 11, 2011
by judi January 18, 2004
A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy
by Felix kjeillburg May 02, 2019
Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 16, 2020
When you lose your shit over a trivial incident like ordering a cheeseburger with no onions, then you receive onions on the burger.
After that lady bumped into her cart at the grocery store, she went all cheeseburger no onion on her.
by Sir Pedro May 10, 2017