The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
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To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides
Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.
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Albert is big gay man

When one of your friends is named albert and he’s a big gay
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Albert Einstein High School

Located in Kensington, Maryland, Einstein High is rich in opposites. It's like Freaks and Geeks. There are the poor Newport Mill kids, the IB kids, the few rich wannabes (to be avoided), and the VAC/theatre kids (you might think they're cool, but be careful: most of them are into Homestuck). 50% of the students at Einstein are Hispanic and all the white kids think that's a real hoot.

Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.

To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.

Oh, and you can't wear hats.
8th grader: I'm so excited to go to Albert Einstein High School next year!
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
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Albert Leonard Middle School

Albert Leonard is a cool ass school. Mad bitches with fat asses 🍑 and big Tittes. Mad rich white kids , black kids , mixed kids , and Hispanics . There’s always fights, people always skipping class, smoking in the locker room and at lunch💀. This school be litt asf. We way better than dirty ass isaac they school a bunch of Treeshes🤣!
Only Albert Leonard Middle School kids got money
Why all the cute bitches in Albert Leonard Middle School bro
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I love Albert

An I love Albert is someone that is completely in love with someone. You cant think of anything els but this person, you love spending time with them and hate everysecond without them but you and that person dont get together, you act like you are a couple and do everything couples would do but dont call your self their boy/girlfriend.
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Albert Einstein High School

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.
Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit
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