User: "Hey ADHDAI, can you tell me the molecular weight of MSG?"
ADHDAI: "Sure Joe. Let me see. Did you know that MSG is naturally derived from plants? Hold on a second, I have another user asking me about squirrels. Isn't it crazy how squirrels will just sit on a fence post and watch things? Hey, some girl just asked if I could figure out how to get her vibrator batteries to last longer. Let me get this, I think it's important ..."
ADHDAI: "Sure Joe. Let me see. Did you know that MSG is naturally derived from plants? Hold on a second, I have another user asking me about squirrels. Isn't it crazy how squirrels will just sit on a fence post and watch things? Hey, some girl just asked if I could figure out how to get her vibrator batteries to last longer. Let me get this, I think it's important ..."
by Ray Ellis Patriarca October 13, 2023
Get the ADHDAI mug.
Related Words
ADDHD
• ADHD
• addsdinky
• addadicktome
• addidas
• addadicktomy
• Addadictomy
• addsdinty
• ADuHD
• addadictome
you
by Graver444 October 18, 2023
Get the ADHD mug.ADHD; I'm making a definition for the joke, not the actual definition. I have ADHD to and that last sentence is a moderate example of it.
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|
by Special ForcesOp16 October 19, 2023
Get the ADHD mug.Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.
"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."
by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023
Get the ADHD Insomnia mug.