Masturbating, while sitting down in the shower. Spray cold water for a couple of minutes. After that you turn on the heat making the room humid. The key is to close your eyes and imagine you are sitting under a waterfall in Thailand.
by Winfield Green June 4, 2017
Get the tropical wankmug. The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.
by FrankieFFrankton November 18, 2012
Get the Central Wankmug. adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015
Get the toothpaste wankmug. The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.
Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
by Tyamm January 6, 2017
Get the Crocodile Wankmug. When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away
by maxipad101 June 14, 2016
Get the Wank germsmug. by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020
Get the Dank Wankmug. Masturbating over sex you have recently had.
by Knutt November 26, 2009
Get the Sex Wankmug.