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Christmas Castro

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
by dave rippon February 18, 2008
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christwagons

A semi-acceptable substitute for some sort of obscenity. Alternately, it can be accompanied by an obscenity, making it more definitive and possibly more humerous.
All in all, such a fun word.
1. JESUS CHRISTWAGONS ON A STICK!!!!

2. Aw fuckin CHRISTWAGONS that hurt!!
by jake teh kage October 3, 2008
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chrome knob

When a male ejaculates on the nipples of a female
Parker gave Ashley Chrome Knobs last night.
by Math Wizard March 21, 2014
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chris kamara

Over the top ex footballer and football commentator. Has appeared on a lot of adverts and is kind of a celebrity due to his catchphrase "unbelievable Jeff" which he says on Gillette Soccer Saturday
by LordRafox November 11, 2017
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Christmas Shit

When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.
Bro my asshole is fucking raw right now, I just had a Christmas shit.
by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 8, 2017
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Christopher Shaw

A fictional character from an episode story called The Shaw Brothers whom teenagers believe to be their pixel boyfriend . Christopher has shiny black short-cropped black hair and light green eyes to contrast them. He seems to be an asshole, but when it comes to April Montgomery, he's a cinnamon roll
Summer: how did you manage to fall in love with that scum bag, Christopher?

April: He’s Christopher Shaw! How can I not?
by Landon Wilder March 27, 2020
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The Chris Effect

The Effect happens to be present when you love someone with all your heart (e.g. your partner) but then there is this other person who keeps coming up into your head and stays there for quite a while. You love your partner unconditionally but can‘t help stop thinking about that other person. No matter how hard you try or how much you love your special one the other person will be there in your mind.
Kiera: Hey (friends name), i love my partner so much but i can‘t help it. Chris keeps coming up in my head and i cant stop thinking about him.

Johnny: Oh that‘s "The Chris Effect"
by Sheloveshyunjin January 20, 2019
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