A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.
Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
by Account1 November 10, 2017
Get the Sammug. An uncommon species of dog. Often doesn't show up or is only free when it's convenient for them. Often seeks rest inbetween making sure he is the highlight of anything. Sits on a high perch looking over everyone, often observes how inferior they are.
Person 1: You coming to the pub Sam?
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys
by Ann69 January 26, 2021
Get the Sammug. by Litpussy March 28, 2020
Get the Sammug. by bigboi64 March 7, 2017
Get the Sam Burrelmug. Any generic emo boy from 2002-2008 with hair that covers one eye that is primarily black. They always wears Misfits, MCR, Blink-182, Sleeping With Sirens, etc. shirts. They also wear ripped jeans and they usually have prescription glasses that they have to wear but they hate doing so. Their shoe of choice is usually Vans or Converse as well and have socks with designs with stripes, skulls, band logos, etc.
by The Body of God July 23, 2020
Get the Sammug. Usually the best in bed, Ik from experience, u know when they have big feet they have big socks and big socks = big cocks, this is named at sam Tavolieri I will fuck u again someday but that will be hard seeming that there are so many bitches on ur tip xoxoox
by Reg69 December 4, 2017
Get the Sammug. by notsam05 September 3, 2021
Get the sam..aimug.