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pretending you are communicating with a person that you are obsessed with anonymously on urban dictionary. Usually done by psychotic ex- lovers who are obsessed with getting back in contact with their loved one after they've been cut off from contact. The longer they are cut off the more angry and inflammatory the person will become. Thus leading to urban dictionary flame wars.
She got Urban dictionary love for that special guy who thinks shes a total mutt. But he's glad to see that she's thinking about him every minute of the day.
by RandallCuntingham December 11, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

The dictionary of Seinfeld-isms. Like in the show Seinfeld there was a word or phrase for events or actions or traits
Jerry- Did you hear I'm writing a book

George- Yea, Urban Dictionary. It's a book of the words you use to replace an event or something else.
by i-am-sam-sam-i-am January 18, 2011
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by CAPTAIN LOOPYHEAD January 26, 2011
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Dictionarying

Searching a dictionary orr! writing in one (:
im dictionarying that! :D
by Sawwahh February 18, 2011
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Jewelz dictionary

A totally made up excuse for using bad grammar and/or made up words.
"Jistal" is so not a word its from your Jewelz dictionary!
by thatoneguyagainforthesecondtim February 20, 2011
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Dictionary

The "Drug" used to obtain a natural high (when you are out of it. can be compared to getting high off of Love or Life). Usually caused by being sleep deprived, an enormous amount of exercise, or even being extremely bored. WARNING: An overdose could cause; dizziness, forgetfulness, and hallucinations.
Disclaim...er: Not A REAL Drug... Hopefully. :D
Dictionary was so high off of gravity after the drumline competition. And only getting 4 hours of sleep caused him to overdose. hopefully he won't hit the hallucinations with another sleepless night caused by the STUPID RESEARCH PAPER!
by Andrew7853951 April 13, 2011
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urban dictionary

A no-account ("nocount"), imaginary (online) place where anyone with 1/4 (a fourth, to numerologists) of a brain, a keypad and Internet connection can seek social approval (glory or fame), while attempting to provide accurate meanings for newly coined or preexisting words and phrases--usually slang and colloquial terms.

These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).

Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.

A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.

The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 1: Whuut? I yoou dndt spal thet kerrectleee? Duuude, i aws wayyyy hi men!

Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.

Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.

Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.

Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart

Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!

"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
by Tee$ May 22, 2011
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