Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
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by John Doeugh January 21, 2008
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”Have you seen chunky eat all the bits with little Wimmy?” ”Oh no, not again!“
”Have you seen chunky eat all the bits with little Wimmy?” ”Oh no, not again!“
by Nels69 February 22, 2025
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by mreatha February 4, 2025
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“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
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