David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.
Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend
by Nubblys2 August 11, 2020

by FezarecoolX October 13, 2021

David, also known as Gayvid is closet faggot who refuses to come out of the closet. Anyone who knows him, knows he is the biggest semen guzzler and he takes it in the fudillo!
David is a faggot.
by Bstrd December 20, 2019

Hot-headed nice person . Very good friend and person. He will be successful no matter what he thinks. His friends will support him No matter what especially Pratham .He might be depressed but his friends will help him get over it . He loves music , hanging out with his friends , DC ,SCP Foundation, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter ( fiction overall). He is loved by a lot of people.
by MP Landon November 24, 2022
