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Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
by John0032 November 12, 2022
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Titty hooker

A woman or man who titty fucks only in exchange for money or cryptocurrency.
The titty hooker charged him $300 for the tit fuck.
by Brassket June 11, 2021
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rubber titty finger

The term "Rubber titty finger" is used to describe a rubber thimble, often used by administrators needing to sift through large amounts of paper.
"Ay up youth, pass us the rubber titty finger over ere"
by Derbyshire Dialect November 14, 2016
mugGet the rubber titty fingermug.

titty baf

When your titties make wind when running without a bra.
DAMM. she ran by and I felt that titty baf
"BAF BAF BAF"
by Juleen June 9, 2016
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Titty Stopper

The Titty Stopper is made of all natural ingredients. It is supposed to help you breast addicted children to get off of your nipple for milk. This remedy is made of siracha, cinnamon, salt, and rice vinegar.
Oh my gosh! Brittany you have to try this new remedy called the Titty Stopper!”
by Tt_favorite February 9, 2018
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tittie eyes

Tittie eyes is the areola and nipple part of the breast
Dam she got some big ol tittie eyes
by TrunksTheGoat October 14, 2016
mugGet the tittie eyesmug.

monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.
“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.
by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018
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