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plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
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skinny blow

Background: A type of fart
I experienced this while driving. I was wearing tight skinny jeans, strapped in securely by the lap belt on the firm seat of my jeep when I had to pass gas.

Skinny Blow may be experienced by a female if she is wearing very tight skinny jeans and releases a fart. The gas will blow the pussy. The bigger the fart the harder the blow. May also be accompanied by a squeak.
My stomach is so gassy from that big meal! I just felt a skinny blow.
by White Renegade March 18, 2016
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Blowed

Slang for The feeling of being disappointed and/or aggravated (originally from the state of Florida)
I am so blowed , why did he do all that?
by Circebrxx November 17, 2020
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Blow your lead

To break the tip of a pencil while writing.
“Aw shit I blew my lead, that’s the sixth time in the last hour.”
“It’s ok that you blow your lead all throughout exams, you’re just excited.”
by Compatibility Issue February 17, 2018
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bitch blow

To blow the smoke from your vape in the opposite genders mouth while kissing
girl: can I hit your vape?
guy: yeah but it has to be a bitch blow.
by floggyscripts December 7, 2023
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snow blow

snow blow is slang for cocaine. most people who do a lot of coke call it "snow blow"
Tyrone: I'm snorting that coke

Jamar: im detroit we call it snow blow
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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Blowed

"my nose is pissing blood rn"
"why"
"i blowed it too hard"
by willisawesome69 November 15, 2022
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