Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!
Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.
Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.
I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye
by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021
Get the Oof Eggsmug. by egggreggegg May 7, 2019
Get the gregg the eggmug. She secretly dunked his nuts in vinegar for years until they became pickled eggs.
(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)
(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025
Get the Pickled Eggsmug. 
When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
Get the Kinder eggmug. Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.
In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.
by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023
Get the faberge eggmug. by Agownley February 6, 2017
Get the Egg Babymug.