A snack, usually a sandwich or a wrap, that comes prepackaged for your dining convenience at the commissary which leaves you with diarrhea
I always forget that the botulism special wrecks my asshole an hour after I eat it. I've got to stop forgetting my lunch.
by ManEatingFish July 13, 2022

When someone rubs there hand on their scrotum or anus and puts it on someone’s body, possessions, or food. Make sure before you commit this ancient torture method, you say “ Hey man, you know we’re friends, right?
by Chris got it May 10, 2022

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
by Clumpph March 17, 2021

by ilikeyouraunt April 1, 2020

Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.
by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023

by Jimbob225 April 19, 2024

by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021
