by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019

Who the fuck is Sam?
by Sam2000 November 21, 2021

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

Two fun girls who will rock your world (separately). They love drinking and are great potential trophy wives. #daddy
by Mehehehehehi January 2, 2022

Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever
by greendayaddict2748 March 25, 2020

A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
by anonymous April 30, 2023

by pink_lasagna June 27, 2024
