all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

Which One's Pink?

Reference in Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar" to the early days when they first started out; supposedly a record exec. asked them "Which one of you is Pink?"--and of course none of the members are named Pink.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

pinch one off

v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd

After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.

by Money Mark August 22, 2006

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

one-up guy

A guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. If you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. If you say you went swimming this weekend, he'll tell you he's a certified lifeguard and swims every weekend. If you say you made coffee this morning, one-up guy will tell you that he grew, harvested, roasted, ground, and brewed his coffee. Usually the one-up explanations are long-winded, boring, and self-serving. Most of the one-up explanations are probably lies.

"I was telling him about my ski trip to Taos. One-up guy over there spent 20 minutes talking about how he used to be a ski instructor in Taos. I hate one-up guy."

by Quincey Morris June 20, 2008

pound one out

1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.

After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.

by Dune C July 30, 2007

Buzz One Off

Slang term used by Women when they go to masturbate with their vibrator for a quick orgasm. The saying is similiar to when Men have to go "Rub One Out".

"Got damn April, could you believe how sexy that Tim guy was looking tonight!!!"
"I know Emily, I'm headed to my room right now to find my vibrator and buzz one off!!!"

by SLCvDUB January 19, 2010