I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch,
the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing,
flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon,
and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't front 'ya cause ya got the juice,
there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse,
the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing,
flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon,
and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't front 'ya cause ya got the juice,
there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse,
the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
by YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE April 5, 2005
Get the the juice mug.Someone who uses steroids in order to aid in the production of muscle mass who happens to be extremely short
I thought this guy was a total gorilla juicehead and then he stood up and to my surprise he was only a juicebox. I'm 5'8 not going to happen.
by weens09 February 24, 2010
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Refers to the amount of time you have to be able to fast-forward on your TiVo/DVR until you're watching TV in real time. When you pause your TiVo/DVR, "juice" accrues so that when a commercial break comes, you "squeeze" your juice by fast-forwarding so that you don't have to sit through commercials or delays like time-outs during sporting events.
Juice enables you to watch your favorite programming in less time. A three-hour football game can be watched in one hour because of the presence and availability of juice.
Juice enables you to watch your favorite programming in less time. A three-hour football game can be watched in one hour because of the presence and availability of juice.
"Damn, this injury timeout is taking forEVER! Do you have any juice on your TiVo?"
"I'd love to fast-forward through American Idol's insanely long commercial breaks, but I'm watching it live, so I have no juice."
"Don't worry about being late for the Monday Night Football game. I paused the game at the beginning of the telecast so that when you arrive, we'll have plenty of juice to fast forward through replay challenges, injuries, and the awful halftime show."
"I'd love to fast-forward through American Idol's insanely long commercial breaks, but I'm watching it live, so I have no juice."
"Don't worry about being late for the Monday Night Football game. I paused the game at the beginning of the telecast so that when you arrive, we'll have plenty of juice to fast forward through replay challenges, injuries, and the awful halftime show."
by Slamnanigans October 14, 2009
Get the juice mug.Slang name referring to the bottle of hand-sanitizer carried by tourists in Mexico, South America, etc.
"I went to a Donkey Show while I was in Mexico."
"Dude, that's nasty! I hope you soaked in Gringo Juice after that."
"Dude, that's nasty! I hope you soaked in Gringo Juice after that."
by ih8mywrx April 23, 2009
Get the Gringo Juice mug.A drink that is a mixture of hard liquor and various kinds of drugs. Such as pcp,cocane,esctacy ect. the formula varies. Different formulas have different names.
by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010
Get the Crazy juice mug.When a male and female are having sex in the doggie-style position and he spits on her back to make her think he is finished she turns around because she thinks he is done, and then, he goes on her face with an open mouth. Some of his semen gets stuck onto her teeth and dangles, hence, tooth juice.
by nbkl2ds April 23, 2010
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