Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.

I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!

by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.

Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.

by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021

crack fire truck

A red crack pipe

Last night I used my crack fire truck

by jonfiretruckcrackheadwhiteguy March 28, 2015

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011

Crack mouth

a distinguishable feature on every crackhead. in which the crack head has a slim jaw and no teeth.

you can tell he's a crackhead look he has crack mouth.

by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp May 5, 2018

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 18, 2008

buttery crack

A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure

Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce

by BIG T 49 February 6, 2021