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Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021
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Jump Dancing

That kind of dance where you aren't really ~dancing~ you're more of just jumping in place. This is commonly done in clubs as well as other kinds of parties.
person a: dude look that chick is dancing like crazy!
person b: nah, she's just jump dancing
person a: oh that makes more sense
by MangoHtebazile October 7, 2021
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dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
by MissSaikou October 14, 2021
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Triangle dance

Triangle dance is similar to a ritual. Generally done by GenZ to attract a possible partner. The triangle dance song plays in the background while the person dances for the partner they are trying to attract.
1: Last night went so well!
2: I told you the triangle dance would work.
by triangleguy123 July 20, 2021
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Norwegian rain dance

The act of dancing in the rain naked. It’s like skinny dipping in land.
“Saw them baddies out there in the storm my shrigga, they was doin the Norwegian rain dance!”
by The ass blaster99 August 1, 2021
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Playground dance

The act of dancing on the swings or on any playground equipment
Look it is a playground im going to go playground dance
by SOFI and had August 3, 2021
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