Dance Boner 

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during ANY type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.

Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him last night at Homecoming.

Dance Boner by BasketOfFish September 19, 2008

Lady Boner

The feeling that you get in your chest when something exciting is happening. Or when you think about something that excites you. Happens MOSTLY with women. Feels like a bomb is about to go off in your chest.

Before I went on my date, I had a massive Lady Boner.

Lady Boner by Ivana Dick. April 17, 2011

Fifth grade boner 

A boner that does not let you concentrate on anything but fifth grade fantasies and does nothing but remind you of the fifth grade and confuses everyone around you

person 1:"I have a raging fifth grade boner right now"
person 2"what the fuck are you talking about??"

Fifth grade boner by Eddoooo1234 September 27, 2011

hells boner 

phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'

"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"

hells boner by c rock September 1, 2006

Butt Boner

the term used when you have to go to the bathroom so badly that you have surpassed "prairie dogging" it and now have a good two to three inches of turd protruding from the back of your shorts. Thus, you are sporting a "butt boner". OMG, is that a tail? Nope, just my butt boner. Can you point me to the nearest shitter?

shit, poop, turd, prairie dogging, take a dump, pinch a loaf, lay some brown pipe, cut some lumbar

Friend #1 - "I have to go to the bathroom so bad!"
Friend #2 - "Oh man, are you prairie dogging it?"
Friend #1 - "Past that dude, I am sporting a full fledge butt boner!"

Butt Boner by Erika's Bitch April 6, 2012

choad boner

its when a person with a choad get a boner and fucks some fat guy with it

your a choad boner ma'am u better reconize

choad boner by halo2 May 3, 2005

Nappy Boner 

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

Nappy Boner by Haley November 22, 2003