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Ben

That guy who spends half his life in school, that 30 year old dude who doesn't know what the fuck he is doing in 3rd grade. Spends the entire time looking at teachers booty and taking nude selfies to send them to 11 year old girls.
Girl 1: Did you get a snap from Ben?
Girl 2: YEAH! This dude won't stop sending his dick..
Girl 1: Guurl you're 11, he could be your dad.
by Ben"t"dick April 8, 2022
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ben dover

"have u heard of my friend ben dover"
"no whos ben dover"
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by poop man man poop June 8, 2021
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Ben Baiju

Ben is a combination of things. He is that person who you should never believe when he says he will not take an extra sheet of paper. Who will never reach on time. Who does 30 slides for a 2 minute presentation. Who does not study only "reads through" the entire syllabus two or three times. Says he wants to drop out with a CGPA of 10. Can not be trusted to drive a car. Loves football but plays football with his hands. Walks like Donald Duck. And most importantly myren
Hello is there anyone who is a myren?...
My name is Baiju. Ben Baiju.
by ben kali kali January 2, 2023
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Ben kilkenny

Clodagh McCahey’s boyfriend ❤️🌙✨
Don’t even bother fucCking try ben kilkenny is in love with clodagh for life
by Ben kilkenny March 16, 2022
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Ben

A narcissistic asshole who thinks everything and everyone should revolve around him. If u see him scoot away on your scooter and get the fuck out. Always talks about how great he is despite him being a pathetic lonely man.
by SkepticalSlug78 August 8, 2022
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Big Ben

Where 2 men want to complete and Eifel tower but they do not have the required 3 person for in between. So the 2 men dock while hold a hand above their heads fingers interlaced. Then use their other arm to make the clock hands exploring each other's bodies. It strikes midnight when both men cum and let out 12 long moans.
Dewayne and Kevin didn't have the girl to complete the Eifel tower so they decided to try the big ben and lovingly looked into each other eyes as it struck 12 and all 4 hands above their heads.
by The Big Heathen December 6, 2023
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