Jake

A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree

Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake

by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019

Jake Paul

A dark sexual move used by superior beings were you stick your head in the anal cavity and pull it out really fast

Chad: yo bro I just Jake Pauled my girl last night
Donny: ooh bro is she stretched

Chad: of course

by TheOnlyLogangPaulerLeft January 18, 2020

Jake

Super kind and nice, they're interesting and fun to hang out with.

Jake is so cool omg.

by That'sYourMOm October 10, 2019

Jake

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!

Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!

by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021

Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jake

He is really stupid and like penis and want to fuck his sister and likes gay stuff and want to date lil n’as x

I hate jake

by Issabtee September 27, 2022

neil and jake

A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.

Neil and Jake are good friends

by Blobythechicken88 January 8, 2018