The Hairy Taco

1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

The Hairy Taco by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

hair taco 

a nick name for the female clitoris

oh fuck shes got a fucking hairy taco man

hair taco by ram man April 27, 2003

squish taco 

a blumpkin for a lady; like when you are eating a taco and the meat squishes out the back

Give me a squish taco you lazy piece of shit.

squish taco by nikki January 27, 2005

traveling taco 

female equivalent of road head

i love them traveling tacos.

traveling tacos smell great.

hey baby can i give you a traveling taco?

traveling taco by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

avacado taco 

While a boy is fucking a girl there testicles go in her vagina multiple times

Girl: "ow"
Boy: "YEESSS MOMMY"
The girl is getting a avacado taco.

avacado taco by Avacado taco February 23, 2017

tap the taco 

Vaginal manipulation, by oneself or a partner.

many woman married to quarter inch killers need to tap the taco after sex to keep the marriage alive; unless they have a halfback option.

tap the taco by omega cage October 15, 2006

puffy taco

when u punch the vagina until it swells up and then eat it

My girl owed me money so i gave her a puffy taco.

puffy taco by Nick Francis May 11, 2008