Sam Melchers

A blond haired friend who is taller than me, "dumb bastered" drives a 1994 Toyota Celica and a great member of my friend group.

Oh look it's Sam Melchers

by Da8osrocker April 19, 2024

Samming

When you don’t finish your shot and leave some at the bottom every single time

Dude: I don’t understand how you’re not drunk yet

Dude2: That’s because he’s been Samming all night

by banzini October 14, 2023

Sam Osgood

Guy who loves half days and is extremely retarded

That guy has a 0.0 GPA. it must be Sam Osgood

by Dickandcock February 8, 2024

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.

“Sam Roberts, I love you forever”

by blondivitis March 5, 2025

Sam

a person who's iconicness is superior

Sam is such an icon

by ihopethatsnotapickle March 10, 2021

Sam

Thisssss guy. He can be very sweet when he wants to be. But he chooses to hide behind his "I want to be like Danny Duncan" antics & blow all of his money on the most pointless shit instead of acting like an actual adult for once.

I really hope that Sam does not see this, but if he does...oops.

by notnicenolla April 25, 2020