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ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
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Whoa ho

A melancholy expression asking the world, the universe, and life to slow down and stop.
She sat down and thought about all the tragedy and endless stress going on around her, and not wanting anything else to come and add to it, she let out a sigh and said "Whoa ho".
by Arche Logos December 23, 2020
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snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...
First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st
by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021
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ho

a garden tool (don't get it mixed up with hoe)
by lolthatbitchjosie February 4, 2023
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Longsword Ho

a shakespearian word, which is an endearing term to call your wife who needs to hand you a weapon
โ€œhand me my longsword ho!โ€
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022
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Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.
This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!
by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011
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Laugh Ho

Laugh Ho ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ:

One who laughs easily at everything. The joke/punchline can be good, bad, and/or everything in between and the individual will still laugh heartily. This can include people who don't have the necessary knowledge to fully understand the depth and context of the joke.
Example #1:
Eugene: I don't understand why she doesn't like me. She laughed at all of my jokes!

Bob: Dude, that bitch laughs at everything! Anyone can make her laugh, she's a laugh ho.

Eugene: Word?.. Damn...

Example #2:
Jessica: Ummm... Andre, I don't understand the joke you made earlier. Can you explain it to me?

Andre: What the fuck, Jessica? You laughed the loudest and the longest out of all us, and you didn't even understand the joke? You don't deserve to know, you a laugh ho..
by katyang September 22, 2018
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