spongebob will be aluminum can

he will be aluminum can on january 28, 2014

demarcus: did you hear spongebob will be aluminum can?
demarcus 2: no

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《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 5, 2025

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left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

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can you stop shaking the ladder

oh shit.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words.
can you stop shaking the ladder?

by i4ba6g4rigt February 27, 2024

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Can I say something?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME

person 1: HAHAHAHHAHAHA I KNOW AND SHE WAS LIKE–
person 2: uh Can I say something?

person 1: "Hey Cherry"–
perosn 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN. Cherry wasn't the one who said that

by bbbbhornyyy August 31, 2021

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A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.

Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.

by I like the thicc Bois January 7, 2019

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