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Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage
by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023
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apple juice

izzy
THATS MY SHIRT
shhhh its just a chocolate
dont worry yall i wont tell
MAHHHHHHH
apple juice ma girl right dare. trippin? i think not
by sockittodicklepickles October 25, 2020
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Ash Apple

The best Legion commander in the world, can also be seen as the based commander
guy 1- yo who is gonna be our commander today
guy-2 ash apple
by oawerhg_god July 29, 2021
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Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez
by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017
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Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018
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Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)
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Apple

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep
Lia: can I have an apple
Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am
by rei is cool August 25, 2024
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