Michael Jordan

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Michael

He got a big DICK

DAMN my nigga MICHAEL GOT A BIG DICK

by Cheesebrbrman September 6, 2021

Michael&Bella

Drama couple in class, the couple who hate each other but love each other deep inside

"OMG MICHAEL STOP STEALING MY PEN" drama
*class drama queens Michael&Bella*
"no"

by nocental September 7, 2022

Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny

Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!

by david123-123 September 20, 2021

Big michael

A fat boy

"Woah dude, look at that big michael over there"

by IloveVanillaSex October 25, 2017

michael vos

Sponsored by chocomel!

"Where Michael Vos is is chocomel!"

by Meesterplusser February 28, 2017

Michael

the coolest and awesomest person in the world

“hey do you know Michael?”

“oh yeah! He’s the coolest person ever, right?”

by grimeslice July 6, 2021