suitcase titties

When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.
She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.
by J Crack corn August 27, 2018
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dipple titties

When you're so happy your titties get dipples
He makes me so happy that I got dipple titties
by Vixen395 February 11, 2016
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Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
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Bro Tittie

A Bro Tittie is the femal version of your Bro. Other spellings: Bro Tittie, bro tittie, bro titty. A Bro Tittie follows the same rules as the Bro Code.
Ashley: Hey Bro what's up?
Nick: Not much Bro Tittie, just chillaxin.
Nick: Yo, Bro Tittie thanks for being the best wing man last night.
Ashley: Hey, that's what a Bro Tittie is for.
by Lil-Mac-2 May 08, 2014
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titty tricks

It's a woman clever way to fake her cleavage.
- Did you saw jenny in the party last night?

- Yes, nice titty tricks!!
by Hapossay June 29, 2013
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Big ass tittie face

You are a big ass tittie face means yo ass is to big and yo titties are bigger than yo face
Hey woman you got a big ass tittie face :) ;)
by Bigboi099 March 08, 2022
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