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Sam Appreciation Day

If you have a Sam you should appreciate him on March the 13th Annually.
by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022
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Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.
Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.
by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020
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Samming

To smoke a blunt/pipe out of rotation order.
Josh: Isn't it my hit?

Eric: Ya i think greg is samming it
by Jaketheman69 March 2, 2019
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Sam

The biggest douche bag on earth. He will play you and ruin your faith in men. Everyone has a crush on him but he isn’t even cute.
Girl 1: I kind of like Sam.

Girl 2: Ew, he’s such a player and he’s not even cute.
by bob is real March 2, 2020
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Sam

People who are named Sam are hands down the kindest people ever. They’re so genuine and never judge you. They’re always there when you need them and give the best advice. If you know a Sam they’ll probably end up being a therapist because of how good they are at helping people with they’re problems. Although they may be shy or quiet at first once you get to know them THEYRE HILARIOUS. You’ll love em. You could talk to them for hours and it’ll feel like 10 minutes. They’re the type of person to just get you. They understand you and make you feel genuinely happy. Everyone needs a Sam in their lives. If you don’t got one, GET ONE!
Diana: “Who is that?”
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”

Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
by Samueljrsbestfriend November 25, 2023
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Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant

Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system
Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)
by SSVA June 1, 2021
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