(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.
Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.
by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023

the act of having sex with a girl in a car parked behind a bushes chicken. after finishing, they go straight into bushes, staying naked and ordering buffalo fries and eating them in the back of the bushes.
by victorthebuffalofry October 8, 2025

by Mr.Spicy Dad December 10, 2023

Whatever freaky shit Natalie comes up with on the fly, you just go with it. Because you are her bitch.
by KittyKat1010110 August 19, 2023

Why did you look this up? If you are depressed then talk about it.
Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!
Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!
kArEn: My kid is special!
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.
by tobitaart June 9, 2020

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.
“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”
by Casillas and Puyol December 21, 2022
