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To dump salt upon, usually unnoticed. While sitting at a restaurant, one 'salts' a person next to them by grabbing the salt shaker and quietly pouring salt on their lap until the victim notices. When the victim discovers that they have been salted, the one who salted them usually shouts "HAHA! SALTED!"
John: Sally, what are you...?
Sally: Shhh! I'm salting Susan. *pouring salt on Susan's lap*
Susan: HEY!
Sally: HAHA! SALTED!
Salt by Saltyman February 17, 2010
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Lays Salt and Vineger Chips 

The fucking best damn potato chips in the world!!
Hey nick. SMELL my FINGERS!!...Ashley:why do they smell like that
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips

salt lake city 

Salt lake city is a huge city that is full of weird rude people. Alot of bums and bad roads. A place where the streets dont have names but instead go by numbers followed by north south east west. It takes forever to get from one place to the next..The night life there sucks ass. Utah sucks
I f-ing hate salt lake city people
salt lake city by Spags005 April 12, 2008
A word used to replace "Insulted", in a Indian accent when someone says "Insulted", he sounds like Salted. Hence the word is derieved : Salted
Joe :His girlfriend slept with his best friend

Smith : SALTED!
Salted by Potpr May 1, 2006

Sally McSlutticus 

An insult directed at a female who is considered to be a slut based on her reputation for being/acting loose.
"Did you guys see the new girl; she was all over Joe, she was acting like a big Sally McSlutticus."

Salt beater 

1) when you have sex with a girl and then you put salt in her eyes. Then you beat the shit out of her.
Can you believe that guy, he is a salt beater?

His girlfriend was all beat up because he is a salt beater.

He is always sure to have salt with him because he is a salt beater

princess sally 

male organs, penis, dick, you get the point.
"Taylor, stop touching your princess sally in math class!"
princess sally by kIt-KaT gUrL October 28, 2004