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Ryan is such a nice guy! Love him to death honestly! Only thing is, he's got a tiny dick. Nothing against the guy really. He even knows how to use what hes got, its just not a whole lot. Dicks about the size of a cashew, nice guy tho.

Sarah: Nice guy that ryan, little dick tho.

by 3 and also a half of a bear May 20, 2018

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Ryan is always Ryan, simply falling in love with every guy he sees being as gay as possible at all times.

Do you know Ryan?

Gay Ryan?

by The_only November 20, 2023

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A boy who I can't stop thinking or dreaming about. A boy I obsess over. A boy who name I always see. A funny fine ash dude.

"Girl Ryan is a snack"

by Nobodywillknow123 January 15, 2022

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Shortest guy you'll ever meet. Probably Asian and can't reach door handles. Also does good in school and is somewhat athletic.

He is so short. He must be a Ryan

by hoibye October 10, 2022

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Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.

by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018

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