Coffee Poop

The act of drinking coffee while dumping. Right when you wake up is the preferred time for this.

Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!

Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!

by themangofmeng July 4, 2014

poop-ooping

the act of sticking you finger in your butthole

"someone saw you poop-ooping"

by alli June 19, 2006

poop dawg

a cool street name like pee diddle or gary

yo poopdawg

by Bubba March 28, 2003

poop mouth

when someone has yuk mouth.

That chick was hot but she had poop mouth

by Will.b October 3, 2006

Poop Stain

A giant birthmark on the side of one's face that resembles fecal matter.

That girls birthmark looks like a poop stain, e.g. poop stain where you at girl poop stain where you at, say what?

by AmriBalls April 20, 2011

poop doodle

penial discharge during morning urination of fecal matter after having a nasty faggot night of unprotected faggot sex.

wee hours of the morning at the commode

faggot 1: ahh...shit that stings!
faggot 2: what is it cuddle bums?
faggot 1: ahh....a fucking poop doodle!!!!!

by wilken November 13, 2007

poop slut

A person who has sex for meth (aka poop). Similar to a crack whore.

Sandy is a total poop slut. She'll fuck anything for a chance to hit the poop pipe.

by chris 712 January 5, 2009