Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

Playing Shaker

Coded language for a touring musician sneaking away to masturbate

“Where’s Ed?”
“I think he’s back on the bus”
“Playing shaker?”
“Definitely.”

by Rodd Richards July 20, 2022

how to play black jack idv

Basically….

You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.

You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.

When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.

The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.

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This is how to play black jack idv

by Whore for fiona February 6, 2022

pause & play

1.a state of mind taking a second to reflect and truly understand a concept .

2.debunking a process or situation usually in silence.

3.pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.

exp (jack),(you see bruno hit that trivela he's the creator of that skill ggmu)

(romeo,(......Pause brother. do know who Ricardo Quaresma is ?????) play (jack uhhhh no) (romeo left conversation

pause & play = pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.

by Romeo Circa September 29, 2023

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022