omg its david champion
by Globglogabgalabb March 21, 2023
The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.
by JimmyMac9 June 07, 2024
Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 09, 2022
The sexiest man on the planet has a huge cock and is really fuckin hilarious. He is a leader and a con artist is really smart and knows his way around getting in trouble
by Astroman2526 October 28, 2011
One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!
Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?
by 999merie March 09, 2021
the term everyone yells at school for no apparent reason other than the fact that a random freshman is named david.
On David!!!
by giandola December 05, 2018
by pp funny man 2019 September 23, 2023