beer can

a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down

girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"

by neketumeke March 07, 2021

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

by Yourlocalcluegiver777 February 03, 2024

can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

can someone translate

1.You don’t want to cope with his/her foolishness.

2. You don’t understand.

1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”

Person 2: “Can someone translate.”

2.

Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”

by quACK ACK November 11, 2018

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 17, 2025

Beans in a Can

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.

Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!

by DUTESNIGHT October 24, 2013