bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

moaner boner

When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.

by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016

boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 5, 2011

boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content

he got a boner while showing his presentation in class

by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019

boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.

That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!

by looocheli October 6, 2016

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

Bikini Boner

When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.

"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"

by cwright9 August 30, 2015