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Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time
Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
by Punkazilla April 17, 2015
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Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"
by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016
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Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.
John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022
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Boner blob

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!
by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015
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Bay Boner

When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.
Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner
by Th3 KMeister July 26, 2016
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crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.
I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.
by The crime boner January 23, 2014
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moist boner

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.
by moistbenis May 23, 2023
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