by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.
John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022

by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015

When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.
Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner
by Th3 KMeister July 26, 2016

by The crime boner January 23, 2014

by moistbenis May 23, 2023
