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Boner Bag

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.
by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015
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boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
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Billy Boner

A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.
Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop

Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot

Both:* swoon*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.
by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022
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science boner

When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.
Dude, I had a science boner watching Brian Greene and the explanation of gravitational waves on TV!
by Aruoliveira August 14, 2016
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Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023
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Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021
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