Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.

Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.

by Not here? March 10, 2020

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Chris

Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.

Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.

by pohukainacave November 22, 2021

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The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.

Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.

by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016

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Chris Steffan

A short, brown haired Venezuelan, that is looking for love.

Do you know Chris Steffan?

Yes, that kid, unfortunately. Chris Steffan is crazy.

by smile167t4 March 27, 2024

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chris louie

To be a piece of shit or a skinny runner (both can apply); to be a wannabe hypebeast

"Wow, the little d**khead is such a Chris Louie"- Mary Antoinette

by TheKingofAllYellowSnorlaxes June 9, 2018

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Chris leonard

Chris is a guy who is usually really hot and has nice eyes and a great smile. Chris are always the best kissers.
Girl 1: so did he kiss you?
Girl 2: yes

Girl 1: how was it??
Girl2: it was amazing! he is such a chris

Chris leonard

by Ccfffffffrr June 5, 2022

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