Jaked up

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.

Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.

by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022

Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.

Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.

by ARVEDA March 26, 2018

Jake C

This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.

Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more

by Crystal-R June 13, 2020

jake heptworth

Scrublord

Jake heptworth is a scrublord

by oli is boust 69 March 09, 2015

Jake Pauler of the Century

Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.

Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.

by BungusBoi June 16, 2021

Jake Girl

A girl who doesn’t ask many questions.

That girl is a doctor. Oh she is definitely not a Jake Girl.

by Jessetheboy April 07, 2022

Jake Crepezzi

He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is

Jake Crepezzi is not bisexual and hates brooke Christian

by Jake Crepezzi September 30, 2020