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Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.
"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
by Factsheet November 21, 2021
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Chris Ly

When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.
Anthony, you have said a lot of weird things lately.
You are starting to sound like Chris Ly!
by TheErectTacoofPenisLand June 29, 2018
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salty chris

Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris
by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018
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Chris Anthemum

"Gunner's" real name.
"You Know He calls himself Gunner because his real name is Chris Anthemum?"
by Chris Anthemum December 21, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a hobo
by no.kennedy August 24, 2023
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Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time
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Chris

Wow Chris is so G A Y
by Lesbian.rat October 29, 2019
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