marble cake baby

1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.

2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.

1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.

2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.

by Tommysaint November 1, 2007

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emo rice cakes

emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.

Danny is a common name for emo rice cakes

by mr lova lovaaa November 28, 2012

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wobbly crab cake

A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.

"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."

by ZbeckZ June 7, 2016

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