Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 23, 2023
by TotallyNotKamikaze October 13, 2020
Boy, pass me the ketchup next to your plate.
I don't see it.
Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?
I don't see it.
Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?
by FreePalestineNow November 19, 2023
The shittest human being to ever exist, procrastinates revising like sucking cock, hes shit at sport, plays xbox all day long and isnt even that good at it,fuck him.
Shit human being=Michael Colyn
by MiechMiech November 07, 2019
by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022
A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020
The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.
Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018