The most handsome person alive with straight A's, infinite rizz, and has a 7-inch dick. A "Michael Norton" also has an unimaginable amount of aura (higher than Graham's number!). He locks in for NNN and loves Instagram. A "Michael Norton" is typically Gen Z and strongly despises Gen Alpha. Just a chill guy.
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NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
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Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
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