Michael

A dude with a medium sized penis
Woah did you see Michael’s penis the other day?? It was so medium sized it was crazy. Not too big,
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl
by Michael’s medium ding ding November 23, 2021
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Michael is a man that I am deeply in love with. He has everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfection. He may think otherwise, but he really is perfect. He's the best person you could ever meet. He's sweet, kind, and caring. He has everything you could ever ask for and a guy. There's so much to Michael. Too much to list! He's just overall amazing, and I hope he understands that soon.
"you're such a Michael"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that nothing can never be any more perfect than you"
by •°Raindrop°• May 01, 2022
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michael aka jefe aka mike aka the softest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s the class clown always trying to make people laugh. he’s easy to talk to and would give you the world… if you’re lucky enough to date him, keep him
damn i wish i had a boyfriend like michael

yo where is michael at??
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He has a small dick with no print
“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”
by @facts November 23, 2021
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honestly HOTTEST MAN TO EVER FUCKING EXIST
hoe1: dude whos that hottie
hoe2:MUST BE A FUCKING MICHAEL
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The worst name for a boy, meaning dickhead and is a pornstar
Girl: did u see Michael on the hub such a dickhead that's why he's so cool and my idol
by Dushekcofj November 15, 2021
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omg your is such a michael
by 27krell November 22, 2021
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